Presents, family and friends, tons of great food and treats, music and games, boring, boring, BORING!!! How in the hell are we Christians supposed to enjoy this holiday when there is so much crap going on in this world? Pollution, wars, disease, economic collapse, child rape, baby rape, retard rape and of course just plain old fashion rape-rape.

The only thing that could save us this Christmas-from having to think about all this negative nonsense-would be the Rapture.

We have asked God to give us this one special Christmas gift, each year for the past 13 years. We still haven’t gotten it and we’re sure this year will be no different. Why won’t God just take us away from this pain and suffering? Why won’t he use his magic to burn away all the Atheists and non-believers and take his beloved children back to heaven?

We needed to express ourselves passionately this year, to God, in hopes that he would hear our cries for help and bring about a real Christmas miracle. Each year we wake up on Christmas morning with our bags packed in anticipation to be swept away up to heaven. And each year we are disappointed. We wrote this song to relieve some tension. Below are the lyrics and the video, please share it with your Christian friends and family. Maybe if enough of you pray with us, God might hear one of our rapture prayers and finally destroy the earth (hopefully on Christmas day!).

p.s.
if anyone has a “Prayer Accelerator” could we borrow it for a couple of hours? Those things are expensive and we think it would really help in getting this all important “Rapture Prayer” directly to God.

A RAPTURE RIGHT CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
[See post to watch QuickTime movie]
Every year I get what I want
except the thing I really want
it’s nice to know they spent a lot
but a little more might give me what I haven’t got

I pray for the same thing every year (the rapture)
by Christmas dinner I’m in tears

I just want the non-believers to burn away

This Christmas I want the Rapture
I want to have nog with God, the Rapture
sit around the yule-time log, the Rapture
we’ll sing while the sinners get judged, the Rapture

I just want to watch the whole world burn
I’ve been good all year now it’s my turn
I followed the Lord’s word to a T
why isn’t Armageddon underneath my tree?

Why is it taking so damn long?
the longer we’re here the more things go wrong
polar ice caps melt away
you can’t eat fish cause it’s poisony
pollution, war and disease
Lord can’t you see I’m on my knees

I just want the pain to go away

This Christmas give us the Rapture
come and take your children home, the rapture
do I need a better phone, the Rapture
it’s getting pretty bad down here, the Rapture

Are my prayers getting through to you loud and clear?
cause I’ve been good all year
I should be happy, but I’m in tears
I can’t take this planet another year

This earth I’ve had enough, I haven’t any love
cause all I see is pain, extinction, acid rain
greed and poverty, naive passivity
ignorance and war, I can’t take earth anymore

They celebrate the birth of Christ, they buy more merchandise
and how is that ok? they don’t see the irony
Christ was happy poor, these Christians want more, more, more…….

God has a plan for all of us and that plan includes all of us dying. Hey maybe you don’t want to think about it, but the simple fact is you’re gonna die. Could be today, could be tomorrow, might not be until the middle of next week or maybe right on Christmas day. There is no way to know when or where, but it will happen.

And what’s so bad about that? Nothing! Christians need to stop whining about death and disease and embrace the Lords sweet plan. If you’ve been a good Christian, then death is no big deal. You’re gonna get full access to Heaven, an eternal afterlife, and all the chips you can eat (and then some).

Now, if you’ve been a bad Christian, say you found out that you have a disease and you decide to use science to help treat the disease-the same science that invented carbon dating machines which scientists claim put the age of the planet at 5 billion years, thus destroying Christianity and it’s claim that the earth is only 10,000 years old-you are going against God’s plan for you and you will be punished.

Christians we don’t get to have it both ways. We don’t get to use science to keep ourselves alive longer and at the same time deny the scientists claims of the earths existence billions of years before our Bible was written. We are either Christians and we die when God comes to take us or we are paganistic heathens, healing our bodies with weird plant based medicines and thoroughly researched and time-tested therapies.

That is why the only health care we Christians should be using is Prayer Care!

Prayer Care is the divine healing miracles bestowed upon us Christians by the only doctor our religion allows us to go to, God.

Why couldn’t healers in Jesus’ time do what Jesus could do? Cause they weren’t fricking Jesus that’s why! Only Jesus was given those magical powers by our heavenly father. “satan science” (which is any science created by man, with the help of satan) is designed to convince us humans that we are more powerful than God and that we can heal ourselves.

Well guess what? You want to heal yourself, you want to go against God’s plan? Don’t cry after you extend your life by 10 or 20 years, only to die and find yourself suffering for an eternity….IN HELL!!

Christians, stop being total hypocrites by using modern science to extend your boring little lives while at the same time denying other scientific discoveries like the earth not being flat (Revelation 7:1, Isaiah 11:12, Job 38:13) or the sun revolving around the earth (Psalms 93:1, Genesis 1:16, Job chapter 38). Which by the way are both wrong. Science still hasn’t convinced me that the earth is round, if it was then why isn’t our Ministry’s Church building sliding down into south America right now? Yeah, got ya there “round earthers”.

God has a plan, stop screwing it up for yourself. If you want to get rid of those bunions or that annoying tumor, then use Payer Care. Otherwise don’t call yourself a Christian, because you clearly aren’t living by what the Bible says and it’s ruining Christianity’s reputation.

Help us boycott this movie. Your donations are greatly needed during these hard times.

Please mail checks to:

The Rapture Right Youth Ministry
3474 Mendocino Ave
Santa Rosa, Ca 95403
TELEPHONE CONTACT — The Rapture Right Youth Ministries — 707.545.4715 —

We have heard people say that they are “Bored to Death”, now it’s really happening. A&D is proving to be more deadly than the swine flu and should be quarantined from future viewing. Tim, myself, and several high ranking Christian officials are in urgent talks with the Jew Elders of Hollywood to stop this movie from causing more deaths. The Jew Elders are giving us a fight because their judgment has become clouded by profits and greed. We can’t blame them, for there is something in their DNA that disorients them when they are around, talking about, or thinking about, money.

We are not calling for a boycott of this movie, but a quarantine of every deadly film canister that has spread throughout this country and soon, the world. We need to study the film so we can cut and splice it’s genetic sequence to figure out a cure to reverse it’s deadly effects and create a healing vaccine.

Our Christian scientists have found 45 minutes of film that could have been cut out. They theorize that these 45 minutes are the most potently boring strain of “filmitis” and once removed, may make the movie barely viewable. Still, our scientists recommend we stay as far away from this movie as possible even with revisions. It’s also being suggested that one should not even talk about the movie to other people out of fear of possibly being bored to death by a reenactment of the film.

Please spread the word to your friends and loved ones to avoid any contact with this strain of “filmitis”. We have to fight for our lives and pray that a directors cut is never released, because it could lead to a mass extinction of our species. May God have mercy on our souls.

The Rapture Right’s much anticipated new videos series “Atheist Caused Recession Part 1″ is live!
Watch the full video below and learn the truth!

We use a lot of “!’s” in our special report blogs and that’s because we want you to feel the intensity like we feel, about these 100% truthful and informative reports. We have a large crew of dedicated and skilled videographers, editors, writers and producers all of which are just as excited as Trevor and I are about unveiling new videos!!!

In this 3 part series, we uncover hidden truths about what really caused the world wide economic meltdown.

Who did it? How can we punish them? How can we punish friends and acquaintances of theirs? How can we destroy Atheism and it’s unborn children?

We tackle all of these questions and more!!

Get informed and God Bless The Rapture Right!

God is Christian for crying out loud! Why the hell would He want us to create other religions that at best could only fake worship Him? The Torah? A joke. The Koran. A joke. The Mormon Bible. Ha! God laughs at you through us.

God sent His son down here to die for Christians. Christians were on the brink of extinction before Jesus came and sacrificed Himself to revamp OUR religion. That’s why He’s our savior. He saved Christianity from dying out like a fad. Now Christianity is unstoppable and that’s why America is unstoppable.

Other religions are just jealous and want someone to die for them, but guess what? It ain’t gonna happen. God is Christian, Jesus is Christian, and the Rapture Right are Christian so convert from your false religions and discover what real faith is like.

Christianity is what created the universe. Every star, every sun, and every light in the night sky is Christian. So get it straight fakers! God is Christian so you better get your act together and start praising Him and not “Allah” or “Yahweh”  because they’re just second rate B.S. wanna-be posers!

Humble Blessings, Trevor.

God is Christian, dump your fake religion!

We are in production on a brand new video series entitled “Richard Dawkins and the atheist caused recession”.

Part 1 looks in detail at the atheist belief, that we humans are all just mortal beings here on planet earth, driven by creature comforts and fornication and that the pursuit of material possessions is the only true meaning in life.

We dive straight down into the belly of the sea of controversy surrounding Richard Dawkins and the rumors of a hidden secret atheist church, that he runs. We’ll tackle the implications that Richard Dawkins communicates in code through his many books and that these messages tell his followers to buy as much stuff as they can and to treat themselves to luxuries, even if they can’t afford to.

And if that isn’t enough, we’ll sail right into the whirlwind of opinions, that Richard Dawkins indeed planned this recession, to break the will of American Christians and to convert them to his atheistical life beliefs.

You got another thing coming Dick Dawkins, cause this Christian nation is stronger and smarterer than you! And we’ll destroy your recession just like we destroyed the Nazis in WW2.

New series premiers Wednesday, April 1st at 8pm right here at www.theraptureright.com

This past Thursday we had one of these visits.

Tricia Blackwell is a 17 year old group member. She is a quiet girl and she is a very talented painter. But she has been dating a non-Christian boy from West Lake High and recently his “non-Christianess” got the best of him, and he forced her to engage in a very violent sexual act. The police were called by a friend of Tricia’s after she showed up at their home crying and bleeding from the face.

We were contacted by her parents after they got home from the hospital and were asked to pay her a visit to help with the recovery process. She is very shaken up over this event. Police do have Travis in custody and because he is 19 he will be in jail for awhile.

We showed up at Tricia’s house around 6:45 Thursday night. The Blackwell’s were going to go out Christmas shopping, so we would have some one-on-one time with Tricia.

Trevor asked her the most important question right out of the gate, as he is very honest and quite open about these things.

“What did you do to provoke this?” asked Trevor.

Tricia did not answer right away, I think she was taken back by our bluntness. But we are Christian youth counselor members and we have a right to ask the tough questions, especially of our youth team group members.

She said that her and Travis had gone out driving around to look a Christmas light displays in their neighborhood. They drove around for awhile and then parked and began to make-out? Kissing is allowed as long as the group youth members are 13 years old or older and have no history of mouth sores or gum disease issues. Kissing non-Christians though is not allowed and Tricia knew she was breaking our youth team pact.

Pact #67- “no kissing, hand holding or communicating flirtatiously with non-Christians”.

We have over 260 pacts, which each member must abide by at all times. Failure to do so will result in banishment from youth team fun trips or worse.

Tricia said that Travis was getting aggressive and kept asking to see her with her top off. She said she let him (which is another broken pact agreement, pact #113) but he did not stop there. She said he forced her hand onto his private sexual part and violently forced her to put pressure on it. Then came the big one. He told her that he loved her, and told her that they were old enough to engage in oral sex play (pact #23).

She resisted at first, but she said he was holding her hands and would not let her free. She said he slipped his jeans down and forced her head and face onto his sexual part. He made her open her mouth and accept his sexual part. She said she gagged and cried but he just kept holding her there until he had finished up.

Trevor and I were disgusted and appalled by what we had just heard. It was 6:53pm and we had heard enough.

This, we told her, is what non-Christians do every day and why we warn our youth kids about speaking with or looking at, non-Christians. She asked if God would forgive her for making these mistakes and what she could do to repent.

Here is where things got real difficult.

God is very clear about oral sex…

(1 Th 4:3-7 NIV) “It is God’s will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality;The Lord will punish men and women for all such sins, as we have already told you and warned you.”

At 6:56pm we let Tricia know that she had committed a very serious sin not to mention she broke like 5 of our youth team Christian member group pacts. Even though she did not do so willingly, she was not married at the time nor did she stop the act from going forward. Just like when God gives a mother the strength to lift a car off her child who was just violently run over. So to does he give the strength to women to avoid rape. But they must initiate the resisting and then God will grant them temporary ultra-strength powers to stop the violator.

Tricia did none of these things and so she will be going to Hell. We also removed her from our youth Christian awareness team group and notified our Church pastor that the Blackwell family had been darkened by this event that Tricia was involved in and that their Church member status should be reviewed.

Please, if you are NOT married and you get involved in a sexual situation that is avoidable and you do nothing to stop it, you are committing a grave sin against our Lord. Oral Sex = Ticket to Hell, now swallow that one down!

Timothy.