What happened was we were told by an anonymous source that gays and lesbians that live in an area of San Francisco called the “castro district”, (which obviously is short for castration) were not celebrating Christmas, had no decorations up in front of their houses, and as we found out later, also did not have decorations inside their houses either.
Trevor and I took a trip into the belly of the homo beast, to find out why these gays hated Christmas, and why they were disrespecting their Christian neighbors by not decorating their front yards to reflect a loving and caring feeling for the birthday of the Lord, who by the way still saved them from sin, even though they live in sin and don’t give a crap that Jesus died for them so they could dress up in gold spandex, with glitter covered high-heels and wigs, and prance around like a bunch of queer-baits at an all-you-can-eat homo hot dog eating contest for gay-rods.
We spent our own money that was donated to our Church, to go to Walmart and buy thousands of dollars worth of decorations, to bring to these homo people, for free, so they could get into the spirit of the season. First we would look for a house that had no decorations. Then the team would start setting up a nativity scene on the front lawn, putting up Christmas lights and blowing that fake snow flake stuff, the plastic bits that smell like gasoline when you open up the package (those things are nasty and toxic, but it looks like real fake snow) allover the front lawn. Even though the Lord Jesus was born in a manager in the desert, and there wasn’t any snow around, it only makes since that we would snow up the yards, mostly because who doesn’t like their Christian Christmas scene to be clean and white! Just like the good Christians here in our Christian nation!
So a couple of times these people would come home and see us in their front yards and they’d come out screaming and upset, even though they didn’t have to pay for any of this stuff, its free to them, whats the deal (we filled the plastic baby Jesus up with concrete so they couldn’t easily move him off the lawn, smart and my idea by the way!). When these “people” would start asking us “why” we were on their private property decorating their front yards, we would answer with our own questions like “why do you hate Jesus and God and your neighbors so much?” and “Why aren’t you celebrating the birth of the man who gave you life, by purchasing and displaying large blow-up Santas and reindeer statues made from twisted up Christmas lights and wire?”. They would get so mad when we would throw it back in their faces like that, with all that TRUTH! They just couldn’t handle it.
One of these fags said “I don’t believe in Jesus, I’m Jewish (imagine a lispy voice and a jew nose, hilarious)” and then attempted to kick the plastic baby Jesus from the nativity scene we had just spent 30 minutes setting up (20 of those minutes was waiting for the concrete to set up) only to find that baby Jesus was packing some weight, and the guy literally broke his foot when he kicked the concrete-filled, plastic-covered, baby savior. His “partner” then went inside and called the cops, while the Jew-fag grabbed a big candle stick holder and tried hitting the can of spray-snow out of Trevor’s hand, just as Trevor was finishing covering the front windows with it. He missed of course and fell again, breaking the candle stick holder, which he said was a minorah or something, something his grandmother had held onto through WW2 when she was in a concentration camp. Obviously he didn’t learn from his grandma, cause his concentration was not too good, because he fell then again, after Trevor (to protect himself) sprayed the can of fake snow in the prancing poofer’s face, to keep him from smashing the broken, over-sized, candle stick holder on Trevor’s head.
These fags were out of control, totally obscene and totally anti-Christan and super anti-Christmas.
When the cops showed we explained we were doing community awarenessing, which is what our Church does around the holidays, to bring the awareness of Christ and his sacrifices to all the people who still just don’t get it. The cops, to make the gay-bags feel better, asked us to pretend to get arrested in front of them, and then come down to the station for a cool-off period. We took a second and prayed on it and even though God said don’t give up, stay and keep decorating, we made the call to leave anyway. Bail was set at 5,000 dollars and we could really help with your donations right now, because we used the money we were saving to send our youth kids to the Holy Land experience theme park in Florida, for bail money.
We still have a couple more weeks before Christmas, plenty of decorations left and we’ll be back in the castro the weekend of the 18th, doing what we do best!! Fighting for God and Jesus, as their personal Christian soldiers here on earth!!
The Rapture Right Youth Group.