CHRISTIAN HEALTH CARE, IS PRAYER CARE

We have decided to step into this great “health care” debate that seems to be controlling the news lately. We made our first of many, health care related videos (see below) to help our confused Christian youth better understand what Christian health care is all about.

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It’s pretty simple.

God has a plan for all of us and that plan includes all of us dying. Hey maybe you don’t want to think about it, but the simple fact is you’re gonna die. Could be today, could be tomorrow, might not be until the middle of next week or maybe right on Christmas day. There is no way to know when or where, but it will happen.

And what’s so bad about that? Nothing! Christians need to stop whining about death and disease and embrace the Lords sweet plan. If you’ve been a good Christian, then death is no big deal. You’re gonna get full access to Heaven, an eternal afterlife, and all the chips you can eat (and then some).

Now, if you’ve been a bad Christian, say you found out that you have a disease and you decide to use science to help treat the disease-the same science that invented carbon dating machines which scientists claim put the age of the planet at 5 billion years, thus destroying Christianity and it’s claim that the earth is only 10,000 years old-you are going against God’s plan for you and you will be punished.

Christians we don’t get to have it both ways. We don’t get to use science to keep ourselves alive longer and at the same time deny the scientists claims of the earths existence billions of years before our Bible was written. We are either Christians and we die when God comes to take us or we are paganistic heathens, healing our bodies with weird plant based medicines and thoroughly researched and time-tested therapies.
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That is why the only health care we Christians should be using is Prayer Care!

Prayer Care is the divine healing miracles bestowed upon us Christians by the only doctor our religion allows us to go to, God.

Why couldn’t healers in Jesus’ time do what Jesus could do? Cause they weren’t fricking Jesus that’s why! Only Jesus was given those magical powers by our heavenly father. “satan science” (which is any science created by man, with the help of satan) is designed to convince us humans that we are more powerful than God and that we can heal ourselves.

Well guess what? You want to heal yourself, you want to go against God’s plan? Don’t cry after you extend your life by 10 or 20 years, only to die and find yourself suffering for an eternity….IN HELL!!

Christians, stop being total hypocrites by using modern science to extend your boring little lives while at the same time denying other scientific discoveries like the earth not being flat (Revelation 7:1, Isaiah 11:12, Job 38:13) or the sun revolving around the earth (Psalms 93:1, Genesis 1:16, Job chapter 38). Which by the way are both wrong. Science still hasn’t convinced me that the earth is round, if it was then why isn’t our Ministry’s Church building sliding down into south America right now? Yeah, got ya there “round earthers”.

God has a plan, stop screwing it up for yourself. If you want to get rid of those bunions or that annoying tumor, then use Payer Care. Otherwise don’t call yourself a Christian, because you clearly aren’t living by what the Bible says and it’s ruining Christianity’s reputation.

One Response to “CHRISTIAN HEALTH CARE, IS PRAYER CARE”

  1. Tom Westcott says:

    hi, im just curious where your videos and what you have here on this site are sarcastic and satirical. or are you being serious?
    for example, do you really not believe that the earth is round?
    and you clearly do not understand gravity if your worried about your ‘church’ sliding down to south america?

    would seriously appriciate a reply guys

    Tom

    UK (Wales - look it up on a map)

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