I must point out a couple of simply hilarious passages from this excellent posting.

“God has granted all of us “healing hand” abilities. Why do you think massage parlors are so popular among the devoutly religious?”

“Think about it, if you have an inflamed prostate, wouldn’t a deep, penetrating prostate massage feel better and be more Christian than taking meds?”

Oh man, I think I peed my pants a little while reading this. I have always thought Ed Current was funny, but he lacks the energy that you all put into this.

Please keep up the great work.

doc

You’re all utter and complete morons and I love it!!

“Type 2 diabetes is punishment for eating too many sweets and this is exactly what we told Tommy P. at today’s youth group class. We also told him that if he wants to get better and also prevent burning in Hell for eternity, that he should stop taking his type 2 diabetes medication right now. God will see that Tommy has redeemed himself and allowed God’s plan to go forward, and God will show mercy on Tommy by either curing him or bringing him home.”

lest you be arrested and sued for practicing medicine without a license. I hope for Tommy’s sake that he did not listen to you and reported you to the police. If this is real, you are truly, criminally insane and should not be allowed to be around or talk to impressionable young children.

Do you really believe that a massage can heal a viral infection? I ask becasue I may not have read the Bible 17 times in 24 hours (what point that serves is beyond me), but it seems to me that it is a seriously misleading statement. I understand the idea of faith and its ability to heal through the power of the Holy Spirit… but really?

“If you’re a lady and you find a lump in your breast, shouldn’t you find someone to put a warm, firm squeeze on the affected area, rather than under go a satanic cancer screening?”

REALLY?!?! Are you seriously advocating the avoidance of breast cancer screening to the point of calling it of Satan? Wow. I am glad that you will be judged for your deeds and the souls of those whom you have misled are on your hands.

TypeII diabetes is not even close to the same as cancer or infection… but I guess you would have to have had an education to know that since it’s clearly not in the Bible.

But clearly this is all a joke. Ha Ha.

I’m not joking btw, if you were admitted to a hospital and refused medication on these grounds, the doctors could go to a judge and plead custody because of mental instability.