Hi Everyone!! It’s me Darcy!!
The Rapture Right have given me access to their account so that i might reach my hand through the internetubes and guide some of you ladies, to the right answers, to the questions you might have, regarding Christian Female Living.
I’ve been a girl my whole life (ha ha) and i know a lot about just how amazing the female Christian lifestyle can be, if you truly commit to God and your men!
There are a lot of misconceptions and old wives tales (i love to joke) about Christian Female Lives. That we are slaves to our men and our children, that we are made to cook and clean and repair our mens clothing and shine their boot bottoms. These things, although true, are not near as dreadful as they are made out to be. It’s all part of Gods plan, and if you women follow the rules, you’ll be cleaning up the kids room with Jesus by your side (any extra help is great, those kids are messy!).
Anyway, so i want to open up this forum to you ladies who have questions about how the Christian Lifestyle works, how you can work harder but work easier (it’s confusing i know, secret word: Multitask!). Anything you girls want to know!
Boys, stay out!! This is for ladies only! If you are going to open your mouths, try to be nice and respectful, there are ladies in here…Darcy (Rapture Right House Companion)!
Darcy,
Thank you for your wise and righteous guidance. May I ask you for more? The other night I was engaging in sex with my husband — for procreation purposes of course — and noticed a funny, warm feeling which traveled all the way to the tips of my toes and caused me to have strange convulsions. The thing is, I kind of enjoyed this feeling and I feel very guilty about it. Is there any way I can make sure this never happens again? I don’t want to go to hell!
Thanks,
Sarah
you can not be serious….its called an orgasm nothing wrong about it you were having sex with your husband which you can do God made your body and Gods not wrong
Darcy, Oh` and Sara Christian too,
I will not go into what was surging though Sara’s corporeal vessel of her’s , let that
be a discussion for others to witness or attest to if other’s are present, like at my
other church.
Now Darcy did bring up “Multi-tasking”, This a central theme in the life of a women
esecially since we need the real man to keep us on task, I know myself that I
must put behind me former digressions weighted against my current mentionable
goodnessess which are result of miraculous success against my own female human nature.
Multi-tasking is about not allowing oneself to dwell on a recent misgiving, just dust one self
off, and go on our holy way - If we slip into the arms of another woman again. especially
one who we have been with before, we could do no less than refrain from bringing it up
publicly. ( now add the kid’s room+ work + driving through the hood..)
We have all seen chubby women at church, they merely slip into the arms of another
gorge-feast which is equally damable to sentence a man, with one’s own depreciating
derrière, I would think my man would much rather content with the notion of myself
with another goodlooking woman in lue of pushing my flabby-self devalued derrière
in his face…
But this is America, some of our men have let themselves go as well, but men are not the
one’s who were equipped with the gift of aesthetic fairness, Men weren’t made to walk
the catwalk in beauty contests.
It is written, 1 Corinthians 14:38 “But if any man is ignorant, let him be ignorant.”
I also recommend Learning how to decently cover our heads like wearing Hijab covering,
the Hadith of presentability was taken from Gods culture and remained untouched
by Secular Humanists over the past 300 years in areas were they they didn’t think they
get much money, which is dead wrong as one could wonder were our Oils coming from,
but Secular humanist are always wrong!
Now the best way to get their attention is to give em’ a double-take experience,
1st they’d think you we’re a member of a “protected species” and then they’d see
they were wrong again… ( I’m suggesting this instead of circumcising yourself )
As you can see, I don’t let mere past indiscretion distract me from spreading one facet
of the good news which shifts and becomes recognizable as you go along.
If all of your life is directed to the good news, then no bad news can undermine it,
Even if it amounts to skills ever refining by experience which I wouldn’t
espouse openly in public.
Eye’s forward now, be aware guilt is just a feeling; just stay active until guilt is outweighed…
Amen.
Robynne Jehod-Hijab
Deear Darcy,
I’ve been dating my boyfriend for six years. We’ve been sexually active for six of those six years and living together for almost two. All of this is out of wedlock. I know this is a sin, but it makes so much sense! I’ve always believed that marriage is an honor and should never be pursued impulsively or vainly, and that living with someone and getting to know them well is a really important first step to marriage. But I see christians that are rushing to get married, having sex, THEN getting to know eachother and THEN getting divorced. I’m so confused! One way makes sense and the other way doesn’t but I’m told it is the RELIGIOUS RIGHT way (hee hee, I can joke too, Darcy!) Anyhow, I guess what I want to know is, how I can avoid going to hell on account of my healthy, happy, stable, honest, fun, supportive relationship with my boyfriend of six years?
What makes the most sense for me is to believe that there is no heaven or hell…how simple, right? That way I can answer my lesbian impulses.
I love you guys. You’re hillarious! If I were a female I wood shine your boot bottoms with my tongue.
Bless you for guiding us with your wisdom. May I ask you more? I was recently sharing an intimate moment with my husband — I feel embarrased saying this — and he asked if he could put his thingy in the wrong hole. I told him sex is for procreation only, but he says girls can get pregnant that way too! If that’s true, how can there be anything wrong with it? Is it only sodomy when two boys do it? I don’t want to go to hell!
Thanks,
Annelle Christian
Hello Darcy,
I found this website today by accident (I only recently learned how to “work” a computer, lol. But I’m a fast learner) and was glad to find a page with another woman running it. I kind of don’t understand some of the stuff here on the boy’s page because I don’t know that much about politics and what not, but they seem full of energy and enthusiastic. I know I want to live my life for God. I’ve had a very confusing childhood and rough couple of years. What can I do to get a good Christian man in my life? If I don’t get back here to get your response you can send it to my e-mail. I will try to bookmark this page, though.
Dear Darcy
One of my children has lost his faith!!! I know im supposed to kill him. But i cant seem to do it please help.
Glad I’m not dumb. ORAL SEX IS NOT BAD! Try it, and then change your mind.
P.S. ORAL==TOUNGE