We recently had a meeting with top members of our Christian Marriage Council Board in regards to one of our aging unmarried female church members. She is in danger of never being married and we want to help her.
Annessa, that’s what we’ll call her to hide her from any embarrassment, is turning 30 in a few months and unfortunately for her, that’s the cut off age for marriage. Usually women that don’t get married by then become, “Logan Runned” and released from our church. From that moment on, she is truly alone in the world and must fend for herself. The best she can do is find a good Christian man from another church, marry him and then hopefully be allowed to join his church.
We don’t know why Annessa hasn’t been married out yet. Some Christian Officials suggested that her horse back riding had destroyed her “sanctity wall” and that no real Christian man wanted to be involved with a women that had been “broken in by saddle” and this as far as I am concerned, is a very reasonable concern.
We have suggested that she undergo surgery to replace her virgin wall, but she refused and said she would rather be banished from our church. This alone is reason not to marry Annessa. Her dedication to God and church is weak and therefore revolting to any good Christian man. All we can do is pray very hard for her in the next few months, otherwise we will have to say good bye to Annessa, forever. God Bless….Trevor
UPDATE!!! Ansessa has been banished from Church!
In a startling move, the Council of High Ranking Christian Officers Union 381, from Glendale Ca, have removed Annessa from the Church. She was banished as of 12 noon Monday, August 13th 2007. Reasons for her banishment were not immediately available, although Trevor and myself specualte it was due to her defensive protests in response to the Church petitioning to have her “married out” by the end of this month. Sources close to annessa say they will no longer talk to her, due to her banishment from the Church. Once a member is banished, all of their Church family and friends, are forbidden to have future contacts.
This is what happens ladies, we are trying to warn you. Our resident Christian female expert, one Darcy Collins, will be adding to this blog tonight. She can give you women a perspective on this issue, that trevor and i are unable to. Please read her blog and GET MARRIED BEFORE 30!!!! God bless you all (except annessa)….tim